Cats are better than

Cats are better than babies and men! Here's why:

Kittens are better than babies because:

Vets work evenings
Your kitten won't grow out of her clothes every three months
Kittens look great without having a bath
You don't have to lie awake at night worrying how you're going to pay the school fees
You don't get criticized if you don't breast feed
Fondling your kitten won't lead to an accusation of being perverted
You won't get laid off your job after maternity leave
There is no maternity leave


Cats are better than men because:

A cat comes in sober after going out
When a cat goes to the toilet he/she makes an effort to not leave a trace
You can put a bell around a cat's neck to tell where he is
When you stroke a cat he won't leap on you looking for sex
When your cat brings a bird home it's OK
When a cat comes in at midnight they don't wake you up smashing into furniture
Cats never pretend that they can fix the video
Cats don't care what size your boobs are
Cats can be neutered if they stray (serious note: all male cats should be neutered. All men should be too...)
You don't have to spend time with the mother-in-law
Cats are more trainable than men
Cats are never late for dinner
A fancy dinner for a cat cost 40p
When a cat sleeps all day it's normal not annoying

Cats are better than..women too....

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